Saturday, February 21, 2009

The sky is falling...


As anyone who doesn't live in a Himalayan Cave knows, the economy is circling the drain. Everyone is blaming everyone else for the problems. I can hear Oliver Hardy now, "Well, another fine mess you got us into Stanley!"

The collapse of our society could be a real consequence, no longer a mad idea relegated to the sci-fi movies.

If I have to spend all my time poking through a smoking pile of garbage with a stick while wearing animal skins, that's gonna cut into my 'searching for pie' time. Matter of fact, there could come a time when pie no longer exists. This is bad.

I guess when it comes down to it, there will probably be only 2 choices: live in a walled village with a bunch of unarmed peaceniks, dressed in robes and sandals, or...join a Mad Max type biker gang! I think if there's any chance of getting pie, the biker gang will be more likely to find it.

Guess I better get to working on my leather, fur and spiked collar!

Friday, February 6, 2009

The birthday boy shoutout

Happy birthday to my foster father, Henry Hale. He's passed on now but was a great influence on me while growing up. It was pretty amazing that we shared the same birth day.

And here's to Bob Marley. We were born on the same day, same year. Cool runnings man.

Some others today: Ronald Reagan ( the old guy on Tales from Death Valley), Eva Braun, Rip Torn, Francois Truffaut, Tom Brokaw, Fabian and Rick Astley (Of Rickroll fame.)

Happy birthday, all y'all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

The birthday boy...

It's absolutely astounding. I've made it to 64.

I still think like a 15 year old, but when I go to leap out of my seat, I find it's much like pulling myself up a steep mountain face accompanied by much moaning and groaning. Getting old ain't pretty.

Aside from the aches and pains, life ain't half-bad. I don't have to go to work, I get to do what ever the hell I want, I can eat pretty much anything and I can still ride my motorcycle.
Plus I live in a beautiful area and have 2 good dogs. Can't complain.

Think I better go shower up and get dressed. Susan is getting a haircut and will be back soon. We're going out to breakfast which is one of my favorite indulgences. Waffles! Syrup! Yum...

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Frankenputer


Here's a sad story oft repeated...

The day before I was going to back up all my photos and data, my computer's motherboard burned up. It was 6 years old, which is about 120 years in computer-years, so I guess I should have been expecting it.

"It seemed so healthy and happy just the day before." said Derek Dork as he weepingly surveyed the smoking ruins.

I called around to the local shops to ask about parts and was greeted with derisive laughter and phones being slammed back on-hook. The computer guy here in town was a little more kind. He's Japanese and polite. He simply said, "You ah escrewed", with a grin.

It seems computer technology jumped light years ahead while I was happily playing "Redneck Rampage" on my out-dated box.

However, on my last trip to California, my generous brother-in-law gave me his old server tower. He and my sister had made the quantum leap to shiny, beautiful, brand new wonderful MACs and the old XP box was just a toe stubber.

I brought it home, cleaned it up and loaded all my shooter games on it. That only took a couple of days of interminable downloads and upgrades from Microsoft's website.

I used the old server to search the net for a vintage motherboard that would use the new $40 RAM chip I bought just before the crash. Damned if I was gonna throw it out before I got my 40 bucks worth of use out of it!

Eureka! Ebay is awash with old crap and I found a brand new, in the box, ancient motherboard that would take my Pentium 4 processor and the RAM. Just plug it in, right?

Guess what? All this old stuff comes WITHOUT manuals or installation CDs.

I managed to find a manual online that was pretty close. Some of the connectors on the board didn't match the pictures in the manual, but luckily the guy that sold me the board was very helpful. I sent him close up pictures of the areas in question and he was able to help me out.

Great invention, the digital camera.

Feeling like Dr. Frankenstein, I got the motherboard in, transplanted the brain and gave it the juice.

"Full power, Igor."

"Yes, master."

Zapppp!

"It's alive! It's alive!"

Having got past the smoke test I turned in. I fell into a fitful sleep and for some reason, dreamed of crowds with pitchforks and torches banging on my front door.

The next morning I started up the monster and it wouldn't boot. Something to do with the hard drive. I didn't want to format it as it has pictures and files we want to keep. How to retrieve them, I'll figure out later.

Then I turned on the old server. The fans were screeching like an old fart who has just seen the monthly report on his 401K and it wouldn't boot up either.
The more I tried, the worse it got. Crap!

I then remembered the old server had 2 (count 'em, 2) hard drives. I took one of the drives and stuck it in the old box, formatted it and installed my 2002 copy of XP and once again..."It lives!"

I spent hours at Microsoft's site, downloading service packs, upgrades, fixes, and on and on and on...
I also did dozens of searches through computer help boards looking for vintage drivers.
Man, there's a lot of geeks out there! I was comforted to find I wasn't quite at the bottom of the pool. Close, but not bottom.

But I'm getting some mileage out of that new-antique $40 RAM chip, by gum!

So now I have a new goal. To keep Frankenputer running as long as possible.

I just hope it doesn't follow the classic tale where it turns on it's creator and throws him from the parapet.




...more follows...

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Moving along...

When last we saw our intrepid hero, he was struggling to clean out his garage...a task akin to cleaning out the Augean Stables.

I have to say, I had it all spiffed up in there for about 2 weeks, then the piles started reappearing. Oh well.

The months have sped by and various things have happened.

One happy note, my brother and his wife moved here from Georgia. We spent Christmas together, the first time since the 70s, I think!

He's still getting their apartment squared away so we'll do some fun stuff later. He's retired too.

The weather here is pretty soggy, so I've been sticking close to home. Some days we get hail, snow (doesn't stick), rain and sunshine all in the space of an hour or so.

It's that time of year when migrating whales pass our coast, heading north. We've been out to the point a couple of times but haven't spotted any yet.

Town is pretty much empty and quiet this time of year with everybody holed up in their dens. That includes me.

I subscribe to Netflix and found they have "Instant Movies" that you can watch on the computer. I've been searching their vaults and along with the good stuff they have a teriffic collection of B-movies, zombie movies, biker trash and bad horror flicks. I'm in heaven!

I bought some cheap speakers with a port for headphones and I can watch all this crap without bothering my sleeping wife. I'll let you know when I catch a particularly good one.



more to follow...

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Post-4th report

We had a busy week around the 4th of July holiday.

As I said previously, my sister, her husband, their dog (mini-Schnauzer) and Ural sidecar came up to visit and play. Things are sort of tight here on the rancho (as in only 1 bathroom, with 2 dogs and 5 cats trying to get in to watch whenever you go in there) so they stayed down in Old Town at the former Youth Hostel which is slowly becoming a hotel. Very slowly.

It's a great location right on the little harbor with the best Mexican restaurant on one side and a great coffeehouse on the other.
Their dog especially loved walking around the Old Town area. She's a bird poop inspector and had plenty of bird poop to sniff and classify.

Susan's friend, Susan also came to town. She's allergic to our cats so she stayed in a motel just above my sister's place overlooking the harbor and Old Town. Seems they gave out free ice cream to the guests over there.
The motel is like 2 blocks away so The Susans were able to hang out a lot.

I took Tom on a motorcycle tour of the back roads and logging roads in the area. It was great fun. I even got the hack up to 45 mph on one logging road. I never did much riding in the dirt but with 3 wheels under me I wasn't much worried about sliding and crashing.

The next day we loaded up the hacks with guns and went up to my favorite shootin' spot in the woods.

Now, Tom competes in long range target shooting with a WW2 Swiss Army rifle. By long range I mean 1000 meters. I can't even see that far. He's a damn good shot!

By contrast, I follow the Jet Li formula of shooting. You know, firing 2 pistols at once while sliding along a warehouse floor with burning trucks exploding all around me. I also specialize in suppressive fire with rifles which keeps everyone ducked down so I can make an escape.

Needless to say, practitioners of each style think the other is a weirdo.
But we had fun.

Next up was the 4th of July parade. I had planned to enter us in the parade (all you have to do is get in the line) but didn't get up and out early enough. So we drove the hacks down and watched. It was pretty short but enthusiastic.

After that we went to the City Park and listened to an acoustic all-girl band, ate Lions Cub hamburgers and talked to various citizens. Nancy & Tom had to move from the hotel to a beach house that day too.

That night, the city shot off the fireworks show. I stayed at home with the dogs and cats because they get freaked out but I can see some of them from the back porch.
The Susans watched the show from the motel balcony, probably the best seat in town. It was quite spectacular.

My sis & hubby gave it a miss as they were pretty tired. They're not used to the sea air.

On the 5th, Tom & I entered our hacks in a car / bike show down at the shopping center parking lot. We had a ball.

I put some camo netting on mine and had military stuff all over it. Binoculars, compass, a web belt with canteen and flashlight, my airsoft rifle, gas mask, a fake German helmet and a walkie-talkie.
You should have seen the old vets faces when they saw it! I heard more war stories than you could shake a stick at. I also had a few kids sit on the bike while mom took their pictures.
Meanwhile, Tom started taking people for rides around the parking lot. That was a big hit with the hot rod ladies.

When it came time for prizes, a 1950 Schwinn/Whizzer won the motorcycle prize. It was a real beauty and had a lot of modifications like dual pipes and a racing cam.
Actually, we both knew we were toast when he pulled the Whizzer in. But we had a good time, ate excellent BBQ tri-tip sandwiches, met a lot of fun people and got sunburned.

Everybody left town on Monday and I started getting serious about getting the garage squared away. I made good progress but now I'm going to re-arrange it all again and build some shelves and stuff.

I think I'll throw a party to celebrate getting it done. Throw some burgers and brats on the grill and play my collection of outlaw biker movies.
Yeah!

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Aftermath


Just in case anyone is still reading this blather and wondering what happened, I thought I'd follow-up with the latest.

I took the van in to the shop and had her checked over. She got a clean bill of health! The trans seems to have survived the ordeal. They gave me a list of things that will need looking after in the future but it just had the usual stuff like brakes, tires, etc.

So it looks like we got away clean. The old beer-hauler and the old fart live on to party together another day!

Since my return I've been working diligently in the garage, trying to get things squared away. It's looking pretty good compared to what it was like previously.
Come hell or high water, it will be squared away this summer!

Took the Ural out a few times and am quite pleased with it. It has a lot of power and Susan rated the ride for the passenger as much improved over the old hack. She misses the windshield so I may build some sort of screen for it when I get the workspace set up in the garage.

It keeps coming back to that garage, huh?

This is the big tourist week here in Bandon, the run-up to the 4th of July, a big dog show and the annual fireworks show.
I like living in a town that people actually spend money to come to on vacation.
It makes me think I'm on to something.

Along with the other tourists, my sister, bro-in-law and their dog are in town.
It seems bro-in-law Tom took a liking to my old hack when I was staying with them down in California. So much so that he ended up buying a new one for himself. He's already put more miles on his than I have on mine!

So anyway, he brought his Ural along and we'll be riding the local roads for the next few days. We also have some off-road days planned so we can make sure the 2 wheel drive option works on our bikes.

His bike is painted in arctic camo which is black, gray and dirty snow color. It's really a beautiful paint scheme.

I guess I'll just keep this blog running until I run out of space or things to prattle on about. Right now though, the Margarita I had at dinner is putting me to sleep. That's what happens to old guys. One drink and ...plonk.

Thanks for reading...talk to ya later.... pictures to follow...